Deez Nuts jokes and images have been extremely well-known jokes in the US. Regardless, the usage of the term bested in March 2015, when a video of Wallenda great saying “deez nuts” into a cell and snickering riotously was posted on YouTube.
What’s 4 x 2?
Eight
Eight deez nuts!
I’m not going to eat deez nuts!
Do you know Zuko from the vivified series, Avatar: The Last Air Bender?
Zuko who?
Zukon deez nuts!
Where can I watch Avatar?
Have you seen Heidi?
Heidi?
Yes. Hide deez nuts!
You better conceal those nuts when it’s not the perfect opportunity!
How do you say “yes” in Spanish?
Si.
See deez nuts!
No habla Ingles! Does not speak English!
What’s the acronym for International Pancake House?
IHOP
I hop on deez nuts!
Good for you! Hop away now, please!
You sound like Phil.
Phil?
Feel deez nuts!
No! I’m not going to feel your nuts!
Do you guys want some of my goodies?
Yes!
Okay, here’s a bag of good deez nuts!
Actually, I just wanted chocolates.
Have you gone fishing on tugboats?
No, yet I heard they are strong.
Yes, tug on deez nuts!
Tug on them yourself!
I think you should be a goblin this halloween.
A goblin? Why is that?
Goblin deez nuts!
No, I don’t want to gobble up your nuts!
Do you prefer the Yankees or the Red Sox?
I like the Yankees.
Yank on deez nuts!
What did the zombie say when he trick called somebody?
What?
Deez guts!
Can zombies eat deez nuts?
Hi, is your name Candice?
No/Yes.
Can deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Don’t you dare bring them anywhere near me!
Do you know Eaton?
Eaton who?
Eaton deez nuts!
Why do I keep falling for it?
You need a break.
Why do I need a break?
Take a break from deez nuts!
You got me again!
How could you?
What?
How could you put deez nuts in your mouth?
That’s not what we’re talking about!
Hope died.
What?
Hope deez nuts can fit in your mouth.
How can you joke about someone dying?!
Are you going this afternoon?
Going where?
Down on deez nuts!
Aargh! So gross!
What do you think about Mandy?
Who’s Mandy?
Man, deez nuts look good!
Who’s the greatest animator of all time?
Who?
Walt Deez Nutz!
Have you ever heard about the Russian millionaire Ivan Putindese?
Ivan Putindese?
Yes, the Ivan Putin deez nuts!
Do you want me to buy one of these?
Yes. I’m thinking if I should buy more.
How about two of deez nuts?
Do you recall when?
When what?
When deez nutz were squeezed facing your jaw!
I need some of these.
Some of what?
Some of deez nuts!
What bra size are you wearing?
I’m wearing double D’s. Why do you ask?
Since I need to get some of deez nuts in there!
If 1 plus 1 equals 2, and apple plus sauce equals applesauce, what’s almond plus pistachio?
What?
Sum of deez nuts!
Could you at any point name an express that beginnings with a “K” other than Kentucky?
No, what?
Have you heard of the state, Kandeeznutsfitinyourmouth?
Have you seen the movie, House of D?
No.
You better watch House of deez nuts!
Who is your favorite DJ?
I like David Guetta.
My favorite is DJ Ricky deez nuts!
Do you want to see bofa?
What’s bofa?
Bofa deez nuts!
Do you know anyone named Phil?
Yes.
Feel deez nuts!
I’m sorry.
Sorry for what?
For giving you too much of deez nuts!
My back hurts.
Why?
From carrying around deez nuts!
I know everything.
Really?
I know everything about deez nuts!
Do you like riding on trains?
Yes.
Since you can ride on deez nutz!
Hey, do you like Chef Boyardee?
Who?
Chef Boy-Are-Deez nuts tasty!
You’ll never guess who I saw hanging out together?
Who?
Deez nuts!
Do you dance to oldies’ music?
Not really.
Dance to hold deez nuts!
Are you into fitness?
Yes.
Fit deez nuts in your mouth!
Let me take a bite of your pecan pie.
No.
Why don’t you bite deez nuts?
Did you hear about Philip?
What about Philip?
Philip your mouth with deez nuts!
Can I borrow your car?
Sure.
Why don’t you borrow deez nuts?
Have you tasted Captain Ds?
No.
Why don’t you taste deez nuts?
Must be nice to be able to have ice cream as fast as one can and need not have to worry about brain freezes.
Deez Nuts!!
I can’t give you my heart.
Why not?
But you can hold deez nuts.
Are you going to the funeral?
No.
Since deez nuts falling down and dying in your mouth.
You need to rest.
Okay.
Rest on deez nuts!
Why is C afraid of D?
Why?
Since deez nuts!
Do you like the music of Enya?
No.
How would you like to see deez nuts Enya mouth?
Do you know Putin?
Yes.
Putin deez nuts in your mouth!
